Question: How does a fat, jolly man in a red suit with a white beard turn one into a raging volcano of fury and spite? It's inexplicable. Be that as it may, I'm sending you this to negate the Santa that put you into such a foul mood. Happy THANKSGIVING.
THANK YOU, MEGHAN!
(Also, Fern...you are dead to me. Take your Christmas cheer and shove it - you know where.)