Deep Thoughts Between Friends

Aubrey: life is hard Shelli

  1st world problems are tough

  don't let anyone tell you differnt

4:51 PM me: Don't worry

  I won't

  life is hard

4:54 PM Aubrey: sigh

  i want something amazing to happen

  and its gonna take some work

  but I'm gonna make it happen

  i can't sit at a desk all my life

4:57 PM me: You can do it

   

Life isn't like a novel

  no matter how much I want it to be

  otherwise, it would be about this point in my life where my Mr. Right walks in a whisks me to my new life in Europe

  with loads of money

  or something

5:01 PM saying something witty

  Like, he stands up and someone says, "Gosh, do they make them any bigger?"
and he replies, "I'm big enough."

5:05 PM Aubrey: hahahahaha

  you are precious

5:07 PM me: (that line actually happened to my boss the other day)

  PROOF!

  sometimes life IS like a novel

 Aubrey: its a novel alright, but the author likes to throw in a lot of lulls

5:08 PM me: Also, are the lulls our fault? I mean...

 Aubrey: yes they are but i don't know to get rid of them all

 me: what if is one of those pick your own endings type

 and we are picking the wrong ones!

 Aubrey: hahaha

  that's it!

  that's the problem

  we're skipping to the wrong page each time

 me: Totally the problem

5:10 PM Aubrey: i keep going into the cave when I should have kept swimming, where the mermaid island was just around the corner

5:11 PM me: blast

  I don't even start swimming

  you mean you have to get off the beach to find adventure?!

 Aubrey: ha

  you'll be on a beach soon enough

 me: I was just hoping that the cabana boys provided the adventure for you!

5:12 PM Aubrey: oh cabana boys

  there are never enough of them

 me: haha

  and they are very often gay

  or tiny

  I don't really want a cabana boy

5:13 PM Aubrey: ha

  yeah

  i don't really want one either

  maybe we bought the wrong book

  i want one where we run into mountain men

 me: Oh, yes please!

  with beards

  and plaid

5:14 PM and burly arms

 Aubrey: where is the book with men with beards?!

 me: swoooooon

 Aubrey: ha

PS: Aubs, we do not have NEARLY ENOUGH pictures of us together.