Your blatant disregard for natural processes and lack of respect for my wishes, feelings, and comfort need to cease and desist immediately.
I blame you for my lack of energy, general moodiness, my inability to concentrate and for the constant panic I walk around with. I'm too tired to stay up and too paranoid to go to sleep. Also, there is not enough hot water in the world to fill your insatiable need for hot showers; there is certainly not enough in our apartment, ever.
Also, you know how I feel about pumping myself full of pills (which you then proceed to ignore, anyway).
I am at my wits' end.