I learned a few things from this story.
- The big, burly man will always pick on someone he knows he can take. Don't make eye contact. Walk away - in the other direction.
- Fighting on Center Street in Provo is big trouble. Take it to the alley.
- Always have enough cash money in order to pay bail. And don't throw your receipt at someone who makes you mad. You may need it later.
- Somehow, your boss is going to find out.
Honestly, I thought this whole thing was hilarious. After all, my boss is an awesome guy. These are the types of stories I would think to hear from my managers at IHOP. Not at KMA. Regardless, they are hilarious and I wish you could have been there to listen to him tell the story. He makes it sound like it was yesterday - but we're fairly certain it happened...at least ten years ago. Who knows? Maybe he spent the night in the slammer last weekend (just kidding).