Friday, April 09, 2010

The Internal Bra

So, I'm making up for not blogging practically the whole month of March. We were busy at work, I've been stressing out and over all I just haven't gotten enough sleep. Every time I've sat down at my computer, I fall asleep and don't get anything done. Plus, my poor brain is completely fried, and so every time I come up with an idea to blog about, I forget when I do have time to blog and it is this whole big mess of a cycle.

However, a few weeks ago I was not sleeping in front of my computer - rather I was barely surviving a most intolerable and  horrific week - and I stumbled across this website...

Internal Bra
Many women would love to have shapely breasts without needing the help of a bra. Now plastic surgeons have made that possible by developing an internal bra to permanently lift and shape.
The first woman to have internal bra fitted had her operation three weeks ago and surgeons have hailed it as a success.
The bra is fitted in a 40 minute keyhole operation that allows a woman to go into hospital in the morning and be out by lunch time... [Follow the link for the rest of the article]

Personally, I think this is incredible. Why?

The internal bra is a harness-like device is inserted under the skin using a local anaesthetic. The procedure should also be cheaper than a traditional breast lift, which costs around £4,000 and often requires an overnight stay in hospital.
It is similar in shape to a fabric bra, but is made of silicone, the plastic already used in breast implants.
Surgeons make two tiny cuts less than a centimeter wide underneath each breast.
Silicone cups like the ones used in a traditional uplift bra are then are then inserted around 1cm below the skin.
Then surgeons fit fine straps made from a strong material that will hold the bra in place without it sagging These are attached to the ribs between the breast and the shoulder with a pair of titanium screws.
Then they are stitched to the cups and everything is tightened to lift the breasts into the desired position.
Now, I've spoken to a few of my friends, and they hate the idea of unnecessary surgery and blah blah blah. There's also the fact that this is a relatively new procedure, so long-term effects have yet to be studied and it's probably very expensive. More so because the FDA hasn't approved it yet, so it is only available in Europe (which I wouldn't mind going to, anyway). And, I'm not sure how well it would work if you got pregnant after the procedure. However, these things do not bother me. I just wish someone had signed me up as a trial patient!

I'm just imagining the freedom! And then of course, the fact that my friends with exile me to Santa Fe where I can live out my other goal of becoming a full-fledged tree-hugger with billowy skirts, going bra-less and letting my grays grow out to where there is color on the bottom of my long hair and gray at the tops....(*shudder*) Anyway, if you hear that I have moved to Santa Fe, you'll know why.

There is also another internal bra, but it uses mesh-like material that works as a support similar to what they use for hernia patients. Information on that can be found here. Personally, I like the silicone option better.


  1. This is ridiculous. You might as well just get a boob job. You'll get exactly the shape and size you want AND no need to wear a bra. I personally am all for bras though... they help out those of us who are "less endowed." And I'm not the biggest fan of the nipple showing look. I mean farrah fawcett blah blah blah.... I say stick to a bra. I've always been anti elective surgery, but I work with a ton of girls now who have gotten breast reconstruction's once they were done having kids, and they say after breast feeding 4 or 5 kids you reconsider your stance on surgery. Anyhow... at least get a really nice hotel room if you're getting surgery in europe. I hear it's a painful recovery.

  2. I was a nice B before Z then I went to a C and didn't shrink back after nursing, then with Greta I went to a D, and was unable to go back, now I'm pregnant again and expecting to go up another size. This will be the last one though, and I tell you once I'm done nursing I am going to get a reduction. I don't want any artificial stuff put in or any "work" done, I just want to be small again lol

    But it's a nice thought anyways...braless...I tell you it'd make the hubbies happier! lol

  3. apparently, you can breastfeed with fake boobies because it's just under the muscle. so you should be good to go, if you like.


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