Drunken Racquetball

If you ever see two drunk people playing racquetball...

And you know they are drunk by the way they can't walk straight, how bad their hand-eye coordination is, how they miss every swing they take, how they hit the ball straight back into their face and then collapse in fits of laughter to the point where they can't stand anymore...

Think to yourself that they are not, perhaps, drunk at all. But rather playing with the racket in the other hand. Two lefties playing with their rackets in the right hand has the appearance of drunken behavior, but really... both girls are completely sober.

After all, how would they have ever made it through the hurricane-like, winter weather storm afterward if they were intoxicated?