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me: [Stats] makes me want to like, slit my wrists

  the LONG way

  I hate it so much

10:37 AM but I have to get it done

  And I thought I had until June

  but I only have until May

  which might as well be March

  which means...

  I need to get on it

  and I hate it

  and I haven't moved yet

  I'm not in classes - I'm not supposed to be stressed!

10:38 AM Meghan: hehehehe

  I'm sorry, but you're SO funny

 me: I don't see how this is funny

  at all

10:39 AM Meghan: well, look at it objectively

  you've had a year to do it

  and like you always do, you've left it until the very last second

  it's just funny

  and now you're piling things on top of stats that really aren't a big deal

  Jared and I said we would come help you move

  so that will take you like three seconds

  and then you can focus on stats

  which William will help you with

10:40 AM you're just being dramatic ;)

  which is very S-like

  so it's funny

 me: how dare you

 Meghan: hehehe

 me: way to put it into perspective

  how can I have my freak-outs

  if you are there to calm me down?

 

 Meghan: oh sorry

10:41 AM one second

  (this is what Jared does to me)

  (hem hem ... throat clearing)

  AAAAAAAAAAAAH

  THE WORLD IS FALLING APART

  I'M GOING TO BURST INTO FLAMES

  I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT

  TOO ... MUCH ... STRESS

10:42 AM AND I'M GETTING ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD BEES!

  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  ...

  ...

  ...

  there

 me: Also, you have successfully made me laugh to the point of tears

10:43 AM Meghan: excellent